The 128+ Dick Gregory Quotes

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

That's Easy, To Stand In A Nightclub, Where Most Of The People That Come In, They Came To See You.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal Scorned.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

I Consider Myself Always A Humorist. And I Think Anybody Who Tells Jokes Or Makes People Laugh Is Humor.

When I Go Through The Airport And See White Women Walking Through The Airport Barefooted, Like Athlete's Feet Don't Exist, There's Something Wrong.

Audiences Feel No Hatred From Me. Because I'm Not Bitter.

A Friend Of Mine Who Works For Naval Intelligence Said An Aerial Satellite Revealed That 1.9 Million Attended The Event In 1995. But If They Would Have Had A Rumble At The March The Newspapers Would Have Said That 75 Million Afro-americans Were There.

I Was Born And Raised In St. Louis, And This Little Town, Eight Blocks Away, Place No One Ever Heard Of, A Black Man There Commands The Attention Of The World For Months? That Ain't My World.

When I Was A Boy, I Was Taught Never To Use Insulting Expressions Like, 'i've Been Gypped,' Or, 'he Welshed On The Deal.'

I Used To Get Letters Saying, 'i Didn't Know Black Children And White Children Were The Same.'

When I First Broke Through, There Was Only Nbc, Cbs And Abc, And They Had News In The Morning And In The Evening - There Wasn't No 24-hour News.