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I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

You Know What's The Greatest Part Of Anything Ever In The History Of Everything? Exaggeration. No, Wait; It's Correcting Yourself. No, Better Yet, It's Making Lists.

A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of People Are Excited About Being In Traffic.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.