The Sofa Is The Enemy

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

I Think It Would Be Cool If You Were Writing A Ransom Note On Your Computer, If The Paper Clip Popped Up And Said, 'looks Like You're Writing A Ransom Note. Need Help? You Should Use More Forceful Language, You'll Get More Money.'