Palindromes Are The Number One

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

I Love Motor Learning Because It's Very Basic And Primal. A Lot Of What I Like To Learn Correlates With The Opposite Of What Gets You Laid. I Can Ride A Unicycle And I Can Juggle. These Are Unimpressive Things To Know.

I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was Thinking That If You Have A Really Loud Ring Tone, Maybe You Should Be Stabbed In The Ear?

I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.