I Have A Time Machine

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

I Like Video Games, But They're Really Violent. I'd Like To Play A Video Game Where You Help The People Who Were Shot In All The Other Games. It'd Be Called 'really Busy Hospital.

I Was Watching Mtv And There Were Girls Dancing In Suspended Cages. That Would Be An Ambivalent Situation: "i'm Trapped! ...but Enjoying The Music".

The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.