I Have A Time Machine

I Think It Would Be Frustrating To Be A Match Maker. "what Do You Do?" "i'm A Match Maker" "aw, That's Really Romantic" "no, Umm... I Actually... Never Mind"

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

It's Very Easy To Go Through Your Whole Life And Never Really Get Anything Done Or Have Any Real Meaningful Interactions Or Relationships. All Of A Sudden You're Dead, And I'm Going To Say That's Got To Be A Letdown.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.