Sometimes It Looks Like I'm

Thing To Try: If You Are Asked To Describe A Suspect To A Police Sketch Artist, Describe In Precise Detail, The Features Of The Police Sketch Artist. This Is One Of The Rare Instances Where Two People Can Do One Self-portrait.

I Can Move Objects With My Mind, If I Use My Hands.

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'