The Clothes Make The Man.

I Like People, For A Little While.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

I Think There Are So Many Little Hurdles And Impediments With Stand-up That You'd Need To Have This Insane Desire To Do It If You Didn't Have Something That Clicked Right Away.

Surprise Parties Are Strange 'cause People Jump Up And They Yell The Word, 'surprise' At The Party. I Came Home And You Emerged From My Furniture. You Don't Have To Tell Me How To Feel. I Don't Need A Hint.