The Clothes Make The Man.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

When I Was Younger, I'd Get Very Empirical With Myself. "i Have A Hypothesis About Myself. I'll Put Myself In A Situation, See What Happens, Then I'll Draw A Conclusion Based On The Empirical Evidence. Hypothesis: I Can Play Basketball." So I'd Try. "conclusion: I Cannot Play Basketball."

It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To Wink.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.