I Like Digital Cameras, Because

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

I Would Like A Ship For The Hips, Please. Ships And Hips. Hipsters To Stir With Their Hips On The Hip Ships. And, Of Course, Hips. Yeah, Hip. That's Me. I Also Like Sips. I'm A Slow Drinker. A Sipster. I'm A Sipster Hipster Comedian. Yeah, Sips. But More Hips. Hip, Hipster, Hip Star, Hiptard. Definitely.

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.