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I Think If I Pick The Right Thing To Spend My Time Doing, Then Time Moves Differently, Because I Really Can Get Fully Immersed In Things And Feel Very Alive And Challenged, But In A Good Way. I Feel A Sense Of Progress.

When You Have A Fat Friend There Are No See-saws, Only Catapults.

If I Think Of A Joke That's Really Dirty And I Think It's Funny I'll Try It But What I've Found Over The Years Is They Just Don't Laugh. It Doesn't Work Coming Out Of My Mouth So It's Like They Taught Me 'don't Do That. Don't Go That Way Or You'll Lose Me.'

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.

I Love Steven Wright. I Was In High School In The '80s, And There Was A Lot Of Stand Up On Television.