Everything I Ever Learned I

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'

Here Is A Tip For All You Young People Drinking Wine. With Pasta, Drink White Wine. With Steak, Drink Red Wine. And If You're Vegan, You're Annoying.

I Need To Develop Some Patience - Immediately.