You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Doesn't Have Curtains, But Your Truck Does.

Ladies Have Come Up With All These Expressions To Reassure Men. "oh, Honey, It's Not The Size Of The Ship, It's The Motion Of The Ocean." That May Be True, But It Takes A Long Time To Get To England In A Rowboat.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

When I Did The Sitcom I Was Too Naive. I Thought, Well, They Know What They're Talking About, Let's Do That.