When I Did The Sitcom

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt? You Put On Something From The Cleaners, They're Gonna Spit Up Just Like That. My Wardrobe Looks Like We Have Condors Living In Our Yard.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.