You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If On Your First Date You Had To Ask Your Dad To Borrow The Keys To The Tractor.

You Might Be A Redneck If During Your Senior Year You And Your Mother Had Homeroom Together.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.

If You Ahve Ever Unloaded Your Pickup By Backing Up Really Fast And Slamming On The Brakes, You Might Be A Redneck.