You Might Be A Redneck

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been Ruined By A Ceiling Fan, You Might Be A Redneck.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.