You Might Be A Redneck

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

Some People Like To Keep Their Grass Cut Really Short, So They Can See The Intruders Coming. Keep Those Kill Zones Open. I Say Let The Grass Grow Tall So They Don't Know There's A House Behind It. Some Call It Lazy, I Say It's Thinking.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.