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You Might Be A Redneck If In An Effort To Watch Your Cholesterol, You Eat Spam Lite.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

I'm Two Decisions Away From Putting Up Drywall For A Living. I Am, And There's Nothing Wrong With That, But Whatever I Got, It's Through The Grace Of God, And I've Got To Use It Right.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.