You Might Be A Redneck

If You Know All 4 Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter And Road Construction, You May Live In Canada

Some People Like To Keep Their Grass Cut Really Short, So They Can See The Intruders Coming. Keep Those Kill Zones Open. I Say Let The Grass Grow Tall So They Don't Know There's A House Behind It. Some Call It Lazy, I Say It's Thinking.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Episode Of Walker, Texas Ranger Changed Your Life.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.