You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

You Find Out That All This Stuff You've Accumulated, You Could Care Less About It. It's Just The Relationships That Matter.

You Might Be A Redneck If During Your Senior Year You And Your Mother Had Homeroom Together.

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.