You Might Be A Redneck

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.

I Just Love People. I Love This Country. I Am The American Dream. I Grew Up By The Airport With A Dirt Yard. Never In My Life Should I Have Been A Success. So That's What I Love About This Country [usa], Is You Get Out There And You Have The Opportunity And You Work Hard At It, And You Can Be A Success.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck