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I Like Seeing What The Comedian Thinks Is Funny, Not Just What They Think I'll Think Is Funny.

Whenever I Meet A Pretty Girl, The First Thing I Look For Is Intelligence; Because If She Doesn't Have That, Then She’s Mine.

Father's Day Makes Me Wish I Could Talk To My Dad Just One More Time, Instead Of All The Time.

I Don't Have A Type, Really. But I've Always Been More Attracted To Girls Who Yell Fire.

My Girlfriend Is Jewish. But It's Easier To Buy Her A Christmas Present And Then Break It Into 8 Pieces.