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Valentine's Day Was Created By The Greeting Card Industry To Get Pussy.

2010 Has Been Awesome. I Got To Write On The David Hasselhoff Roast This Summer, And That's Always Been A Dream.

Everyone Has The Same Kind Of Fears; Everyone Has The Same Big Problems In The World, Which Is, Like, Fear Of Death And I Hope Horrible Things Dont Happen To My Family, But They Do. And I Think People Laugh At Them As This Great Release.

I Will Never Understand How A Mother Can Kill Her Own Baby And Not Get Away With It.

I Think The Reason I Became Funny Was Because If I Made People Laugh, They Would Let Me Keep Talking.