I Like Seeing What The

People Are Surprised That I'm Nice And It Helps Me Out A Little Bit; It's Easy To Be Nice When Everyone Thinks You're Going To Be A Jerk But If People Think You're A Nice Guy Then It's Tough Because It's What They Expect.

My Favorite Part Of Going To A Wedding Is Ruining The Wedding.

I Can Drink Like A Fish, Or At Least, Someone Born With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Do Whatever You Want To Do, Whenever You Want To Do It

Im Not The Voice Of Reason; Im More The Guy Using These Offensive Topics As Fodder To Raise Tension In A Joke.