Father's Day Makes Me Wish

I Actually Never Acted On "deadwood." I Have Meetings All The Time Where People Look At My Imdb Page And See That I Played The Part Of "accounting Clerk" On Deadwood. Actually, I Was The Accounting Clerk For Production Of "deadwood."

Of All The Ways People Save Time, I Think Racism Is The Worst.

Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got Huge Dicks.

My First Time On Stage Was The Class "graduation" At The Comedy Store. It Was Awesome. Everything Got Huge Laughs And I Just Thought I Knew How To Do Comedy.

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.