Father's Day Makes Me Wish

Disgusting. I Just Found My Grandpa's Viagra. I Swear, I Almost Puked From Eating So Many.

Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got Huge Dicks.

I Was A Terrible Employee. I've Been Fired From Almost Every Job I've Ever Had, Luckily, In A Good Way, Or Else I'd Be Stuck. I Would Always Joke Around With Everybody, And No One Enjoyed My Humor.

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.

Of All The Ways People Save Time, I Think Racism Is The Worst.