I Don't Have A Type,

I'm Not A Comedy Writer, I'm A Comedian, So I Only Write Stuff That I Would Want To Say.

My Dad Was Amazing. He Raised Five Boys. All By Himself. Without The Rest Of Us Knowing.

My Favorite Sport Is Football. I'm A Die Hard Steelers Fan. Favorite Players Were Hines Ward And Greg Lloyd.

I Killed A Squirrel Once With A Car. Twice With A Tennis Racket.

I Know Her In The Biblical Senseand When I Say That, I Mean I Don't Believe A Word She Says.