I Killed A Squirrel Once

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The World Is Full Of Horrible Things.

I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All Day Wondering Why Country Music Fans Don't Embrace Them.

I Have A Twelve Year Old Sex Doll. Brand New.

My Sister Is Going To Have A Simple Wedding. Just Immediate Family. And Whoever The Hell Would Want To Marry Her.