My Sister Is Going To

I'll Be Very Busy, Which Is All I Need.

My First Time On Stage Was The Class "graduation" At The Comedy Store. It Was Awesome. Everything Got Huge Laughs And I Just Thought I Knew How To Do Comedy.

I've Spent The Past Two Years Looking For My Ex-girlfriend’s Killer… But No One Will Do It.

I'm Inspired By Making People Laugh At Subjects That Should Make Them Cry.

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.