God, That Anthony Jeselnik Show

I Don't Think People Shouldn't Try To Be Edgy, But You Have To Take What The Audience Says To You In Consideration.

I Know Her In The Biblical Senseand When I Say That, I Mean I Don't Believe A Word She Says.

I Hated My Mom For Not Letting Me Play Football As A Kid. So When I Have Kids Someday, I Guarantee They'll Never Meet Their Grandmother.

My Dad Was Amazing. He Raised Five Boys. All By Himself. Without The Rest Of Us Knowing.

Sure, Retarded Jokes Write Themselves. But The Spelling Is Always Way Off.