You Gotta Make Your Own

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think You Should Thank Them For All The Good Times You've Had?

Let's Say You're In A Situation Where Crystal Meth Can Help You. Like, I Don't Know, You Have Too Many Teeth.

You Can Say, 'can I Use Your Bathroom?' And Nobody Cares. But If You Ask, 'can I Use The Plop-plop Machine?' It Always Breaks The Conversation.