Everyone Was Laughin'. Even That

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?

A Joke Is A Joke, And People Put Too Much Meaning Behind It. They React To It In The Wrong Way. I Mean, You Can Boo Or Laugh, And That's Pretty Much What You're Supposed To Do With Jokes. You're Not Supposed To Take It Any Further Than That.

Women Have All The Power Because Women Have All The Vaginas.