What I Don't Like About

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.