Well, All's Fair In Love,

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?