Well, All's Fair In Love,

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.