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Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.