(responding To A Sneeze From

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.