This Is The Greatest Paradox:

Some People Have Nothing But Experience.

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.