Some People Have Nothing But

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

It Takes A Lot Of Things To Prove You Are Smart, But Only One Thing To Prove You Are Ignorant.