Women Give Us Solace, But

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

Some People Have Nothing But Experience.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.