Interruptions Are The Spice Of

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

I Do Not Believe In Doing For Pleasure Things I Do Not Like To Do.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.