An Honourable Agreement Among Men

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

This Is The Greatest Paradox: The Emotions Cannot Be Trusted; Yet It Is The Emotions That Tell Us The Greatest Truths.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.