An Honourable Agreement Among Men

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

In All Systems Of Theology, The Devil Figures As A Male Person.