Golf Is Not Sacred, And

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

There Is Something Distinctive About Living In New York; Over Eight Million Other People Are Doing It.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.