[reviewing A Production Of Uncle

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.