Be Kind To Dumb People.

Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be More.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.