Be Kind To Dumb People.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Some People Have Nothing But Experience.

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.