A Woman's Hair Net Tangled

It Takes A Lot Of Things To Prove You Are Smart, But Only One Thing To Prove You Are Ignorant.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.