A Lot Of Men Think

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.