Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.