There's One Thing About Baldness,

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

It Takes A Lot Of Things To Prove You Are Smart, But Only One Thing To Prove You Are Ignorant.