There's One Thing About Baldness,

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.