If I Had My Life

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.