Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.