Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make

Babies Are Such A Nice Way To Start People.

Some People Have Nothing But Experience.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.