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I Hate Flossing, I Wish I Just Had One Long Curvy Tooth. They Didn't Have To Make Separations For Me.

Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners: Air Conditioning. Problem Solved.

What Am I Drinking? Nyquil On The Rocks, For When You're Feeling Sick But Sociable.

I Have An Underwater Camera Just In Case I Crash My Car Into A River, And At The Last Minute I See A Photo Opportunity Of A Fish That I Have Never Seen.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. I Just Know A Girl Who Would Get Really Mad If She Heard Me Say That.