Hell, Yeah! Meeting Adjourned!

I Want To Get A Vending Machine, With Fun Sized Candy Bars, And The Glass In Front Is A Magnifying Glass. You'll Be Mad, But It Will Be Too Late.

I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.

Swiss Cheese Is The Only Cheese You Can Draw And People Can Identify. You Can Draw American Cheese, But Someone Will Think It's Cheddar. It's The Only Cheese You Can Bite And Miss. "hey Mitch - Does That Sandwich Have Cheese On It?" "every Now And Then!"

If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.

If You Want To Talk To Me After The Show, I'd Be Surprised.