You Should Never Tell Someone

I Wish I Could Play Little League Now. I'd Be Way Better Than Before.

I Played Golf... I Did Not Get A Hole In One, But I Did Hit A Guy. That's Way More Satisfying.

Is A Hippopotamus A Hippopotamus Or Just A Really Cool Opotamus?

My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Them.

I Read That Mtv's Real World Got 40,000 Applications. That's Amazing, Such An Even Number. You Would Have Thought It Would Be 40,008.