Some Enterprising Youth Should Go

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.

There Is This To Be Said About Having Money. You Get Rejected By A Higher Class Of People.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.

You Can't Sleep Until Noon With The Proper Elan Unless You Have Some Legitimate Reason For Staying Up Until Three (parties Don't Count).