You Can't Sleep Until Noon

There Is This To Be Said About Having Money. You Get Rejected By A Higher Class Of People.

Marrying A Man Is Like Buying Something You've Been Admiring For A Long Time In A Shop Window. You May Love It When You Get It Home, But It Doesn't Always Go With Everything Else In The House.

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.

The Average, Healthy, Well-adjusted Adult Gets Up At Seven-thirty In The Morning Feeling Just Plain Terrible.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.