Oh, Wouldn't It Be Wonderful

It Takes At Least One To Make A Marriage.

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.

You Can't Sleep Until Noon With The Proper Elan Unless You Have Some Legitimate Reason For Staying Up Until Three (parties Don't Count).

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

Don't Be Silly. I'm A Mature, Intelligent Woman. Of Course I'm Afraid Of My Mother.